Young Folks: What did the duck say when he bought lipstick? Just put it on my bill. [Draw a duck on a piece of paper] ... Wing wing wing. Hello. What do you call it when a pig hits you with some karate? A pork chop. What happens to a frogs car when it breaks down? It gets towed. A weasel walks into a restaurant. The waiter says What can I get you? Pop goes the weasel. What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear. Which U.S. state has the smallest soft drinks? Minnesota. What kind of train eats too much. A choo-choo train.

Bad Ideas: • Taking a dog named shark to the beach. Five people in a boat with a pack of cigarettes but no matches. How are they able to smoke? Throw one cigarette overboard which made them a cigarette lighter. I prefer my Kale without the K. Give a man an airplane ticket and he will fly for a day, throw a man from an airplane and he will fly for the rest of his life. I don’t really like beards but this one kind of grew on me. What I know about smart cars? Very little. What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo? One is really heavy...the other is a little lighter. I like it when guys roll up their sleeves so you can see their forearms. ...I only have two arms. Viagra shipment stolen, cops looking for a gang of hardened criminals. There was a break-in at the police department and all the toilets were stolen. The investigation has gone cold as police officers have nothing to go on. Today you are the oldest that you have ever been; You are also the youngest you’ll ever be. Let that sink in. Not sure what he wants but he’s a pretty slick dude. Cheeto Mussolini

Bar talk: When Sweden plays Denmark the scoreboard will read:    SWE-DEN The remaining unused letters are:    DEN-MARK.

R Rated: Shipment of Viagra was Stolen: Police are searching for a gang of hardened criminals. Words Test